Stand for something.
Preferably a joke you’ll have to explain at Thanksgiving.
100% UNNECESSARYEST. FIVE MINUTES AGO
BIG
PONER
ENERGY.
The market is soft.
Our commitment to the bit isn’t.
No utility. No promises. Unreasonable confidence.
THE PONER PUMP™VIBES, NOT VALUE
CAUTIOUSLY UNHINGED
Five pumps to peak PONER. Science, probably.
01 / THE LOREIT’S NOT THAT DEEP.
A small shape.
A big misunderstanding.
It started with a logo. Someone said it looked funny. Someone else rotated it. And somehow, here we are.
PONER is what happens when the group chat gets a marketing budget. No revolutionary technology. Just a meme taken several steps too far.
Witness the only pump we can deliverCommit to the bit.
Some projects have a whitepaper. We have excellent posture.
Stay deeply unserious.
The internet needed another meme coin. Said absolutely nobody.
02 / PONERNOMICSTOKEN DETAILS.
Strong fundamentals.
Questionable everything else.
Supply verified on-chain.
Pool fee pending confirmation.
Total supply
One billion. One very silly idea.
Expected pool trading fee
A small fee. A big commitment to the bit.
Commitment to the bit
Emotionally overcollateralized.
Unsolicited opinions
The one thing we’ll never run out of.
FREQUENTLY OVERTHOUGHTGood questions.
Good questions.
Terrible answers.
Is this a real token?
Yes. $PONER is on Robinhood Chain. Find it on Pons using the contract address above. The meme remains deeply unserious.
What does PONER actually do?
It sits there looking expensive. Sometimes we rotate it. The vibe button also works, which is already more utility than we promised.
What is the logo supposed to be?
A sophisticated exploration of geometric form. Any other interpretation is between you and your search history.
Can I use the logo for a meme?
That’s the spirit. Download the logo, make something ridiculous, and keep the parody clear.
Where is the whitepaper?
You’re looking at it. We used the rest of the paper to draw the logo. Eight times.